So I was just sitting on my balcony, watching the jungle do it’s thing…
…I was just checking my emails, man.
Nothing special. Should have been peaceful. I had lived in the middle of a monkey jungle in the center of Bali (Indonesia) for two years at this point.
It must have been Black Friday in America…
…because I seemed to be getting a ton of spam emails from desperate online entrepreneurs. Apparently they all had ‘urgent’ subject lines for me today:
“LAST CHANCE”
“24 HOURS LEFT”
“90% OFF TODAY ONLY!”
Pffft…
I’ve NEVER bought anything from these type of email in my life.
Not once.
I’ve sent millions of email in my online career, and never written a single email threatening people with a few days or hours to give me all your damn money.
Sounds like a mugging.
Obviously, I unsubscribe from all of them.
And, I’ll bet you do too.
That’s the problem.
How To Establish Yourself As A Well-Paid Online Influencer WITHOUT Posting Boring Puzzles On Facebook Or Narcissistic Selfies On Instagram
Many of these Black Friday salesmen would be delighted to have the sales conversions I achieve magically making deals every damn time I send an email, WITHOUT threatening people with pointless made-up deadlines…
…and it ain’t ‘cause I’m “lucky”.
Mate.
I’m not even very nice.
It’s because I focus on helping humans, and I care about people…
…and that brings me to the gist of my bold claim today:
If you can master email – just that one simple thing – you can travel the world and earn an passive income from a monkey jungle (like I do) and help thousands or millions of people, and earn your keep without getting all disgustingly desperate and…
“BLACK FRIDAY”
So Why Do I Call This The Eskimo Way?
Because Eskimos live in the cold.
They must constantly stay warm – against all odds – and an email is the same. When it comes to email marketing, you have freezing cold leads timidly giving you their email address in exchange for some non-mainstream entertainment or streetwise education.
And, they have the attention span of a stoner.
(small inside joke there)
Anyway, as an experienced “Email Eskimo” you’ll have the unique ability to take a cold lead, warm them up with words – and even create some piping hot customers over time who will ultimately buy anything you offer.
Using anti-social media (email marketing) an Email Eskimo (professional email marketer) can achieve incredible things like:
- Travel and earn an income from anywhere
- Change the lives of 1000s of people
- Get offered spare rooms in many countries
- And, work less than 10 minutes a day (literally)
Sounds too good to be true?
Well, for most people it is.
To achieve this lifestyle you’ll need to develop a few massive skills – and this is what separates a true Email Eskimo from all those pathetic attempt “LAST CHANCE – 90% OFF” mouth breathing email marketers you see in your inbox.
You must know how to:
- Turn your daily life into valuable lessons
- Educate better than a school
- Entertain better than a novel
- Develop relationships that make most couples jelly
- And, make more deals than your average drug dealer (trust me)
Like, lots of sales.
(there are no full stops at the end of them bullet points – take notes kids)
That last line was a pattern interrupt…
…but I’m getting ahead of myself.
You don’t need to know that now. I’m just a tiny bit excited to share all the stuff I’ve learned over the last ten years, and this is my only chance. There are 1000s of these copywriting tips and you’re about to learn ’em all.
In this course, you’re about to learn how to finally develop a loyal and growing fanbase, become a real influencer (opposite of an instagram model) and make sales every time you click “SEND”
EMAIL ESKIMO
ANTI-SOCIAL MEDIA STRATEGY
Here’s just some stuff found inside this course:
How to get an unlimited number of email ideas
There is no separation between you and your business, and this sly way of living your life ensures you never run out of email ideas (you’ll actually have trouble remembering all your ideas)
One simple technique to instantly take the pressure out of writing emails
Used by olympic athletes, poker champions, and world-class speakers, this secret way of thinking is perfect for overcoming any emotion attached to your fear of being seen
When to blast a broadcast and when to schedule a follow-up series
These serve different purposes, and it is important you write the right emails at the right times in the right places
One little known (and rarely used) writing style that seems like entertaining education, but is PURE selling (you can be unapologetic about this because people naturally love it)
causing your list to hang on for their next email fix
The SSS system of writing emails
Your future template that takes all the guess work away, melts any and all resistance you had to writing emails regularly
Plus, tons more.
I’ll share everything with you that helped me sell 1000s of my own books and information products, and other people’s physical and digital products (both as an affiliate and as a product creator) all using the most powerful yet simple Anti-Social-Media in the world…
Email.
The entire course is just $49 and delivered immediately. I want you to rip open this course, read it in on the toilet in one sitting, and make your investment back in spades – as you gain the skills to work anywhere in the world with wifi.
Email Eskimo comes with a 60 day money back guarantee. If you don’t like this course for any reason, just contact me via the contact form on this website or (GASP!) email me. Or social media if you want. I don’t care. I’m extremely easy to contact and I don’t want your money unless you’re happy. Simple as that.