“Kick-Start Your New Career As A Respected, Sought-After, Highly-Paid Online Creator”

It’s Time Once Again For Me To Accept A Couple New Mentoring Students…

I did the same thing last year in July, at the same time, and it worked out well.

Who I Want Now

Who I want now: people sick of working hard, who want to simplify, minimize, go solo, build an audience, and monetize what’s in your head, not purely your services. I want to make little baby gurus. Lazy ones. Like me. I know how to do it. I can help you do it too.

This is not for newbies.

However, you don’t have to be some super successful multi-billion dollar business chick or bloke either. My entire career has revolved around turning addicts into rich people (which, if’n you’ve been with me for any time at all, you know I’ve proven this is possible beyond repair, spanning a 10 year time period)…

…so I can help anyone with a business idea get results.

IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: If the words “chick” or “bloke” offend you, then you are probably too easily offended, and will only be wasting your time with me. I’m Australian at heart, so I am pretty blunt. I swear. I say real shit to real people, and I’m not sorry and never have been. All this means is, that if you get upset easily, or are easily offended, then don’t waste your time or money here. There are plenty of people nicer than me you can discuss your emotions with or whatever.

We are here to talk business.

For the bold and brave, here’s the blunt facts (puns always intended):

I’ve made out like a bandit publicly for over 10 years online, and I don’t even try. In fact, from December 2024 to July 2025 (the last 6 months) I moved to Thailand just to avoid rainy season in Bali, for fun, because I could. I hung out on the beach talking shit to strangers full-time, while still making more than most GURUS online who brag about “passive income” or “laptop lifestyles” or “personal brands” on Instagram sponsored posts.

I could make even more if I focused on product creation instead or talking to people 1-on-1, and that’s exactly what I’ve done for over a decade now, promoting many own programs which, if you’re on my email list, you’ve probably already bought at least one:

  • My Quit Weed Program
  • My Quit Alcohol Program
  • Albert Hour (how to get shit done using time)
  • Info Products From Scratch (how to make info products)
  • Email Eskimo (my very racist program that helps people write emails like me)
  • Evolve Already (a popular 5 year running $99/month personal mindset training)

Plus, many more I can’t think of right now…

But, I’m also lazy. These days I mostly fuck around and laugh about politics, play Padel tournaments, read lots of books about psychology, go to the gym and swim at the beach (I’m back in Bali, which is my base for working so now is the best time to do exactly this).

No one works less than me. If there’s an easier, faster, lazier way to build a business that actually makes money… I’ve already found it. Wanna learn it? Cool. I’m your guy.

I’ll tell you…

It’s pretty cool. It’s almost annoying to make this much money for so little effort. It’s boring sometimes. I want that for you. You want that. Everybody wants that because it’s fucking great to escape the “Matrix” or whatever red-pilled employees talk about on X these days…

Here’s what you actually get with me:

Two hours of phone time with me each month. Divide it however you want. It doesn’t roll over, though. Use it or lose it. First month is all about creating your personalized master plan. Subsequent months are about hitting the goals we establish. You can quit anytime, but most people stay with me for over 3 years, and my longest few started in 2015.

That’s a decade.

EVEN MORE IMPORTANT NOTE:

I am not your accountability coach. I am your mentor. There’s a difference. I can help you with whatever I am qualified to help you with (and we even do some shit for you) but if you don’t do your shit, then I won’t make a big deal about it or tell you off. Don’t use me for motivation. If you don’t do anything, I will shrug my shoulders and let you go to make room for new upcoming villains with more hunger and desire to get shit done.

Think about it. If I’m not going to crack the whip on myself, I sure as hell won’t on you! But when you call me, when you ask for help, I’m always there. Via email. Via Zoom. I’m your advisor. Your mentor. If you want to do what I do, and know what I know, then I honestly don’t know anyone else online at my level, willing to bother for less than $10k…

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE (LOL)…

I also have a team who can do shit for you:

  • Sean mostly uses our graphic designer to make his Youtube Thumbnails.
  • George mostly uses our website design and coders to make AI chatbots.
  • Sarah mostly uses copywriting reviews to increase her sales conversion rate.
  • Michael mostly uses us to craft his online offers to make them more powerful.
  • Dawn just uses top-level strategy for her Youtube channel.
  • Neo mostly talks about replacing his addiction with healthy alternatives.
  • Brian uses my video editors to make his average 20 min videos into more entertaining 10 minute videos

All of these guys have been with me for over 3 years, some over 10 years.

Anyway, that’s the deal.

Me and you. Us. Making you fucking great. I mean, you’re probably already are great. We will just make damn sure everyone else knows and pays you for your greatness.

Let’s do it…

How?

Just book your first call. We will talk. Make sure you’re a good fit. Make sure you’ve got the hunger. The desire. The motivation. The money to pay me. Etc. I’ll only charge you $99 for your first call so we can figure out if you are ready and I’m the right guy to help you. If so, we can proceed. If not, you just got a $400 discount (I’m usually $499 for a one hour call).

Here’s the link: