It’s Time Once Again To Accept A Limited Number Of Villain Apprentices…
The last time I did this was in July last year (2024).
And, it worked out so damn well I’m doing it again…
Who I Want Now
People sick of working hard, who want to simplify, minimize, go solo, build an audience, and monetize what’s in your head, not purely your services. I want to make little baby villains. Lazy ones… Like me.
What is a Villain?
Villains don’t need a job but work anyway. They choose work they like, at their price, often with passive income. Villains don’t understand why you hate Mondays. If they don’t feel like working, then they don’t work. But they mostly do feel like working. While superheros try to keep everything the same and retain the status quo, villains have a natural urge the change the world…
Who Can Apply?
This mentorship isn’t for total noobs. But you don’t need to be a billionaire either. My career has been about turning people with addiction problems into people with business problems for 10+ years. I call it the “Slingshot Effect.”
If you’ve got an idea, I help you get results.
Important Disclaimer
If the words “chick” or “bloke” offend you, or you ever get upset by hurty words on the internet at all, then don’t waste your time or money with me. I’m Aussie. I talk real shit to real people, and I’m not sorry and never have been. This service is about building a mission or business bigger than you, which is impossible with a victim mindset. While being offended is always optional, being offensive is sometimes mandatory.
Right now, our mission is to take care of your business.
For the bold and brave, here’s the blunt facts (puns always intended):
Why Me?
I’ve made out like a bandit publicly for over a decade online, and I don’t even try. In fact, for about six months a year (usually from December to July) I leave my lair in Bali and move to Thailand or wherever else I feel like going just to avoid rainy season, for fun, because I can. All while still earning more than most GURUS who brag about “passive income” or “personal brands” on sponsored posts they must pay Meta or Musk for.
I could make more if I pushed harder, but I prefer reading psychology books, playing padel, hitting the gym, or helping people better their businesses and lives via Zoom. Nobody works less than me. If there’s an easier, lazier way to make money online, then I’ve already found it.
And I want that for you. You want that. Everybody wants that because it’s great to escape the “Matrix” or whatever red-pilled employees complain about in the office on Mondays these days…
What You Get With Me
Month one: your personalized master plan around Ikigai—something you want, you’re good at, and people will pay for. Later months: hitting the goals we set. Quit anytime, though most stay years, and my longest few started early 2015, and are all still with me… That’s well over a decade.
Bonus: My Team
My contractors work for my apprentice villains, too:
- Sean mostly uses our designer for YouTube thumbnails.
- George gets websites and AI bots built, dominating two industries and now pulling in more than 2M per year.
- Sarah mostly uses me to edit the copywriring in her emails, inceasing the sales of her books and video courses
- Ben took over the mattress space in Australia, with his unique branding called Bloody Good Mattresses
- Michael sharpens his offers, now selling 10x on Tik Tok shop
- Dawn gets top-level strategy for her YouTube channel.
- Neo replaces his addictions with better habits, and uses mindset traning to increase his online poker income
- Brian has editors turn his 20-min vids into sharp 10-min hits.
- Robert sells more guitar based products with our business coaching.
My contractors work strictly for me, and my villains, which includes you.
Here’s The Deal
Me and you, making you fucking great. I mean, you’re probably already great. We will just make damn sure everyone else knows about how great you are, and also pays you for your greatness. The only way to become a Villain Apprentice is a 1-on-1 call with me. It’s not free, and there are no refunds. I charge $99 to see if you’re a fit. If you’ve got an idea and the hunger, then we move forward. If not, you got a $400 discount off my usual $499 call.
Win-win.
Zero obligation. Zero contracts. Cancel anytime.
Link Yonder:
KARTRA
PS. An Even More Important Note:
I’m not your accountability coach, I am your mentor, and hell yes there’s a big difference. True villains don’t need motivation. They need direction to focus their already abundant motivation in the right places, and that’s what I do. If you don’t do the work, I won’t nag you. I’ll just free the spot for a villain with more hunger. But when you call, I’m there. Zoom or email or even text for emergencies. I’m the business mind with a set of ear and eyes that aren’t “too close” to your business, to be blinded by the blinding obvious. Nobody else at my level would bother for less than 10k…
For those who just scrolled to the bottom to see the price, it is only $99 bro.