So I invented my own religion… It’s like a doomsday cult, but we only have one belief:

The inevitable destruction of the human race by a stray asteroid.

It’s pretty simple.

An extinction sized rock hits Earth about once every 50 million years. The last one hit the dinosaurs 66 million years ago, so we are probably overdue – maybe.

I don’t know.

I’m not God.

What I do know is that humans will probably do what we do best: Screw everything up and argue about it until we die.

I would like to avoid this so I came up with some commandments for all of us to follow.

Here be ye 10 commandments of thy new religion:

  1. Please do not worship the asteroid
  2. No god can save you from the asteroid
  3. The asteroid is unavoidable and overdue
  4. The asteroid doesn’t care what you think
  5. The asteroid is not racist, sexist, or vegan
  6. The asteroid will murder everyone you know
  7. This might actually probably happen maybe
  8. Don’t be an asshole about the end of the world
  9. Just appreciate being alive in the present moment
  10. Be happy

We are pretty positive for a doomsday cult.

Keep Reality Real,

Tristan Weatherburn
https://tristanweatherburn.com

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